Today, I met a woman on the tube. She was dressed head-to-toe in purple plastic and scowled at anyone who dared meet her eye. She was a delight. She was also covered in O***p** branding, y’know, “Official” and “2012” and all that.
This week’s Official Selection is dedicated to aforementioned grape lady. Let’s just hope it doesn’t get Kino fined £20,000. Enjoy.